Q: Are you available for freelance work and/or commissioned work and how much will it cost?

A: I am probably available and my pricing is based on too many factors to answer this question without further details. Send me an email to: craighorky@gmail.com and we can figure out the logistics.

Q: Can I buy some of your work?

A: Please do. My cat is very fat and it costs a lot to keep her in food and cat nip. You can buy from my store here, or from my threadless exclusive artist store here.

Q: Will you do an interview for my Student project/Blog/Magazine/Podcast?

A: Sure. I will try to be as weird and esoteric as possible while also answering your questions.

Q: Will you design me a tattoo/Can I get one of your pieces tattooed on me?

A: I am probably to busy right now to design your tattoo but if you want to get some of my art inked on you forever that’s totally cool with me. I only have a few requests. Please use a good artist, please send me a pic of the finished work, and please make sure that both you and the tattoo artist credit me as the original artist.

Q: Can I place a wholesale order?

A: Sure! The more you buy from me the less I have cluttering up my studio space.

Q: What pen do you use?

A: I almost exclusively use Prismacolor Premier series brush pens. Someone hook me up with a Prismacolor sponsorship.

Q: What’s with all the extra eyes?

A: Reality is over-rated. Embrace the weird.